Monday, March 16, 2009

Top 5 reasons to run faster through Central Park:

5) That hawk is flying awfully low and looks awfully hungry.
4) The statue of Fred Lebow looking at his watch on the East drive pisses me off. 
3) If I keep pace long enough with a group of Kenyan runners, I get to be in a few tourists' photos.
2) That damn parks department truck in front of me makes me think I'm training in Beijing.
1) The unmarked police cruisers slowing down and questioning people at the base of Harlem Hill.

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